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Thread: A Halloween story- don't hate me!!

  1. 10-28-2005, 01:26 PM #1
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    A Halloween story- don't hate me!!

    HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

    Late one dark and rainy night a man was walking home alone when he hears ..


    BUMP...




    BUMP...




    BUMP... behind him.




    Walking faster he looks back,
    and makes out the image of an upright
    coffin banging its way down the middle
    of the street towards him.



    BUMP...




    BUMP...



    BUMP...




    Terrified, the man begins to run towards his home,
    the coffin bouncing quickly behind him .....


    faster...


    faster...


    BUMP...


    BUMP....


    BUMP.



    He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys,

    opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the

    door behind him.


    However, the coffin crashes through his
    door, with the lid of the coffin clapping ....


    clappity-BUMP...


    clappity-BUMP...


    clappity-BUMP...


    clappity-BUMP...


    on the heels of the terrified man....
    Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in.

    His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is

    coming in sobbing gasps.


    With a loud CRASH the coffin starts breaking down the
    door. Bumping and clapping towards him.
    The man screams and reaches for
    something heavy, anything ...

    His hand comes to rest on a large bottle of
    ROBITUSSIN .


    Desperate, he throws the Robitussin as
    hard as he can at the apparition,



    and...



    the coffin stops.
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  2. 10-28-2005, 01:28 PM #2
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    Omg! :d :d :d
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  3. 10-28-2005, 01:40 PM #3
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    I think someone already posted that here at PT but its still funny!!

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  4. 10-28-2005, 01:41 PM #4
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    Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


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    Thats hilarious!
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    I've heard that one before and it's just hilarious. I think it's the build up that does it. You're expecting something really scary, and it turns out to be just another bad joke.
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  7. 10-28-2005, 01:45 PM #7
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    My sincere apologies to whoever posted this before me - I just didn't see it!
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  8. 10-28-2005, 01:48 PM #8
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    LOL!!!


    Well, I hadn't seen, read, or heard that before!!!
    It sure made me !!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
    LOL!!!


    Well, I hadn't seen, read, or heard that before!!!
    It sure made me !!!
    same thing for me two!
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    Quote Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
    LOL!!!


    Well, I hadn't seen, read, or heard that before!!!
    It sure made me !!!
    Ha ha, me too!

    That's a good "groaner" for sure!
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