I will seek and find you . . .

I shall take you to bed and have my way with you ...

I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan...

I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop...

I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you...

And, when I am finished,

you will be weak for days...

All my love,

The Flu





Now, get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot.