Thursday 129- Why ME???

[RICHARD]

This has been my day, so far.

I was 'rear ended' and almost pullled over...all in the space of 30 minutes.

Some gal tapped my bumper, I gave her a pass and told her that that was our "accident for the year"......FIDO!

A few miles later I pass a Jeep, as I pull ahead I look in the rear view and I see that it has a red light under the grill that goes on and off. No problem.

A mile later the red light goes on, a blue light goes on and the headlights start to flash.

It's an undercover gal........I pull over and she motions me to keep driving.

Try the cigarette lighter, next time.

She hangs back until we get to the stop light..when I get the green arrow to go she rolls her head on the head rest to look at me....I just shook my head and drove on...

The gals I worked with came in to figure out how we are gonna keep work caught up as I take two days off later on....

More drama....


It's straight shots for me today......

[lbaker]

Whatever you're drinking Richard, I'm fixing for you! Name your poison big guy while I play something mellow on the jukebox ~~ any particular requests? FOR MUSIC OR A DRINK YOU BIG SILLY

[RICHARD]

Whiskey, neat and I am woman, hear me roar!

[gini]

Why me? Richard, it is ALWAYS you!!

That was me bumping you - off of the Frapper map. I posted my name and my marker pushed you into the background. Sorry about that!

Here is another drink - now look, try to go easy on those girls in the office.

Laurie - I bet he didn't have any breakfast either - maybe we should rustle up some grub for this boy!

[finn's mom]

That was me bumping you - off of the Frapper map. I posted my name and my marker pushed you into the background. Sorry about that!

Ha ha, same with Mary (mruffruff) and me. I was wondering where my shout out went, I had to click all over Mary's to get mine. Ah, well, Mary's nice, so, I don't mind!

I need a drink, too! I just got completely excited because I'm going to attempt to get the money together to go to a convention in December to meet the cast of a show I just discovered and a movie I've just seen twice in the theater. I'm almost a Trekkie. Yikes. So, yeah, I need a downer, quick, before I go over the moon. Jager, straight and cold, for me!

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Load me up with cherry vanilla cokes please? And catnip tea for the kids!

I got a letter from Social Security. They are trying to decide whether to do a review on my disability. THEY say, I'll be notified in 90 days. Sure! Last time it took them a year to decided they didn't need me to take a physical exam.
At least if they do, they get to pay for it.

Been trying for days to figure out the new Medicare prescription drug thingy.
DID THEY DELIBERATELY TRY TO MAKE OUR LIVES MORE CONFUSED???
IF SO THEY CERTAINLY SUCCEEDED!!!

ONION RINGS!!!! I NEED ONION RINGS!!! LOTS AND LOTS OF ONION RINGS!!!

[christa]

I think this has just been an all around bad day.

I've been going around all day with people that *think* they're superior to me . . . just because they're men & twice my age.

How hard is it to believe that I can be a professional and successful at the age of 24??? People still treat me like I'm in high school and that this small business that I own & operate is just a class project that I do in my spare time.



I need something . . . something strong . . . but preferablly fruity.

A *red headed slut* sounds good about now!

[RedHedd]

A *red headed slut* sounds good about now!

Careful there .... You talkin' about me?

I'll take a Diet Snapple peach iced tea and some of those onion rings - yumm!

[RICHARD]

I think this has just been an all around bad day.

I've been going around all day with people that *think* they're superior to me . . . just because they're men & twice my age.

How hard is it to believe that I can be a professional and successful at the age of 24??? People still treat me like I'm in high school and that this small business that I own & operate is just a class project that I do in my spare time.



I need something . . . something strong . . . but preferablly fruity.

A *red headed slut* sounds good about now!

INGREDIENTS:

Jägermeister
Peach schnapps &
Cranberry juice
OR
Crown Royal
Chambord &
Southern Comfort
PREPARATION:

Shake equal parts over ice. Strain into a chilled cocktail, pony or shot glass.DONE!

Don't worry about it, they probably didn't start their businsesses until they were 40, and they are bitter about it....


FM,

A jager cold and neat....DONE!

MOFF,
remember, the government moves in strange and slow ways....

CVC, CNT and an order of onion rings.
Done.


Gini,

Thanks for reminding me about breakfast-One day I stopped for a breakfast burrito. I was chowing down while I drove when I felt a buring sensation on my chest.

I had molten cheese oozing down the front of my shirt.

[christa]

Jägermeister
Peach schnapps &
Cranberry juice

PERFECT! Thanks. Keep 'em coming, LOL . . . It really HAS been a rough day.

[finn's mom]

PERFECT! Thanks. Keep 'em coming, LOL . . . It really HAS been a rough day.

Red headed sluts are one of my favorites, if I'm drinking those fruity shots. Yum.

[Tubby & Peanut's Mom]

Jägermeister
Peach schnapps &
Cranberry juice ???

Basically transcribed that means black licorice, peach and cranberry? Hmm....I think I'll take the other version of the red headed slut....no, not you Redhedd, but I'd be glad partake with you while you enjoy your diet peach Snapple. That used to be Terry's all time favorite drink - the Snapple that is....gee, I just seem to be digging myself in deeper here....

Amazingly the boss was here ALL day today, but it wasn't bad at all. He stuck to himself in his office and left me alone. I can deal with that.

[trayi52]

Give me something strong today, no not coffee! I want alcoholic, so make it strong.

Sorry your day has not went well, Richard, maybe it will get better.

Hope everybody else is doing okay today.

Willie

[gini]

Richard - you aren't supposed to eat and drive you duffus

Could I please have a good old rum and coke with a slice of lime.
Do you have dark rum by chance? Purser's would be excellent!

[Karen]

Was having this discussion with the produce guy at Whole Foods last night - (when you own a bunny, the produce guys become your friends). Some days are much longer than 24 hours long. Richard, your day sounds like it has been at least a day-and-a-half long already!

Been having one of those kinda days myself!

For no good reason other than I deserve one, strawberry frappe for me, please! Does this bar "do" ice cream drinks?

Some days, we decided, also have many fewer than 24 hours in them. Perhaps in the end they balance out!