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  1. 10-12-2005, 03:53 PM #1
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    Boy, Am I Mad.

    I am not going to mention any names in this thread-so guess away.

    A box came via UPS yesterday.

    In it were some cat goodies-the one gift that I knew was going to be nothing but trouble was a palm sized purple plastic mouse, it has green eyes and a black switch on the bottom..

    I turned it on and placed it on the floor.


    When you touch it it says, "OH OH", the eyes flash and it goes in circles, making this whooping sound, right before it stops, it emits this wonderfully evil laugh and goes silent.

    Until it is touched again.

    The Edster LOVES this....He grabs it by the tail and flings it around..He does the "cat thing" too! He pretends he doesn't have any interest in it and then...WHAM..out goes the paw and he slaps it back into motion again.

    At five a.m. this morning, someone decided to have a little fun.

    THREE TIMES

    OH OH, WHOOP WHOOP.....ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ, HAHAHA..

    LOVELY....

    Now I have two sound effects to listen to over the long winter nights.

    The bells on the Edster's collar and the Evil Purple Mouse....

    Oh well, At least I know what he is doing when the EPM goes off.....
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  2. 10-12-2005, 04:01 PM #2
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    LOL! My Chuck has a habit of slamming my bedroom door in to the doorstop over and over in the night. Why? He wants in bed and dosen't wanna jump up there. His highness wants to be picked up!
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  3. 10-12-2005, 04:06 PM #3
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    Richard...that's what drawers are for! Or cabinets, the fridge, if you really want to put the evil mouse into storage the freezer.....or maybe you secretly like the torment?
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    EPM = Evil Plastic Mouse or Evil Purple Mouse???

    Thanks, your post has me laughing out loud!!!
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    LOL, I love that Ed does the "cat thing"!

    I think the EPM should go MIA during the night time hours.

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    Boy, Am I Mad

    Oh Richard I am still laughing.. Yup gota watch out for those suprise purple mouses with green eyes..

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  7. 10-12-2005, 05:43 PM #7
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    I got one of those for Don Juan shortly after I adopted him. He tapped it ONCE, and wouldn't go near it again!

    Maybe I'll get it out and see if Zerlina is interested in it.

    Liz

    PS: Got the mouse out tonight. Zerlina played with it for a bit, and got bored. Don Juan is less afraid. I fear for the night...
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  8. 10-12-2005, 05:58 PM #8
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    FYI,

    If I 86 the EMP in the PM hours, or it goes MIA, In the AM, I won't awaken to the FM radio.

    More likely, it will be 1 P.O.ed Edster, looking for the EMP that has gone AWOL-

    I know this is TMI, so keep it on the Q.T.

    O.K?????
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  9. 10-12-2005, 06:23 PM #9
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    Gosh Edster has you trained. Just wait until he is snoozing and 86 the mousie!

    Or, take the battery out. Edster will think he killed it and it won't be as much fun (or noisy).
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    How funny! My Annie and Shadow are actually AFRAID of their EPM! I'll have to help them get in touch with your Edster so he can teach them how to kill it!

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    Do you ever notice how little it takes to get Richard going???

    The Edster has Richard right where he wants him!!
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    omg i needed a laugh! thankis richard, ITs great to come to pettalk when you have a bad day
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    Richard I know waht you mean,as Scrappy 2,will get up at 4 AM,nad start whacking the ball in The Turbo Toy aound,and around,and AROUND,she sure has fun with that Toy!
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    And to think you all call yourselves CAT LOVERS.

    Most of you went for the 'easy answer' - Hide it or put it away....


    What good is a cat toy if I have to put it away?


    I have to learn to live with it-
    Not punish the Edster for a little nocturnal fun...
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    and you are from California - the land of the easily amused!!!

    Go Eddie!
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