You go directly to the "pet aisle" in the market before you shop for yourself.
Can forgive the cat for breaking something - long before you forgive a human.
Make sure the cat is fed BEFORE the rest of the house eats.
Blame your choice of sofa material after the cat claws it up.
Go shopping for Xmas presents and spend more on the cat.
Stop all housework after you change the litter in the box.
Clean the litter box before you empty your bladder.
Pick you cats, over relatives, for the holidays.
Wish you could be a cat for a day (or two).
Call the house to talk to the cat.
Take all hairballs in stride.
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