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    The Creation of the Cat

    Received this today in an e-mail and it was too good not to share!

    The Creation of the Cat

    On the first day of creation, God created the cat.

    On the second day, God created man to serve the cat.

    On the third day, God created all the animals of the earth to serve as
    potential food for the cat.

    On the fourth day, God created honest toil so that man could labor for the
    good of the cat.

    On the fifth day, God created the sparkle ball so that the cat might or
    might not play with it.

    On the sixth day, God created veterinary science to keep the cat healthy and
    the man broke.

    On the seventh day, God tried to rest, but he had to scoop the litterbox.

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    LOL!!! I saw that yesterday, Pam! Isn't it so funny??

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    LOL Pam, that's so true! Thanx for sharing! Going to pass this for my friends now

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    LOL! Pam, that is so true. I must send it to my brother who has just adopted a new stray he named, Rupert. He all ready had one cat, Marlow. I'm sure he will love your story.

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    Ah, yes, everyone and everything is subordinate and in servitude to the cat, including us!

    ............wayne

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    Nice one Pam - really had a good chuckle at that one

    Lynne

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    Yes this is my typical week! LOL!

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    How funny!! So true, so true! Thanks for the chuckle...I really needed it

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    Well, I knew that!Sawyer already lectured me on that....see?He brainwashed me to put this on my signature!lol, it's funny.Id forward it, but I dont have any email buds(not big on email).But isnt it so true?
    In memory of Rey's Rosebud (Rozye)
    April 26, 1990-April 26,2002
    Passed away in pain under the mercy of the needle because of severe colic.

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