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[PJ's Mom]

I got this in email this morning and thought I'd share.



What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

and

H-A-R-D W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-*-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

But, look how far you can go!

A-*-* K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bulls**t and A** Kissing that will put you over the top.

[finn's mom]

Very funny.

[Pit Chick]

Oh, how true. It's the a$$kissers that get the employee of the and bonuses around here no matter how hard the rest of us work. This one guy got employee of the month, coincidentally after he was responsible for having someone fired for a misunderstanding.

[Vette]

LOL that is cute.

[gkristian]

LOL

[dukedogsmom]

B2+R18+O15+W23+N14+N14+O15+S19+E5+R18=143
Brown noser
This is all so true!