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    Here's one for RICHARD! Man Leaps From Car to Retrieve Cigarette

    Man Leaps From Car to Retrieve Cigarette

    FOREMAN, Ark. (May 23) - A man was injured when he jumped from a car traveling 55-60 mph in an effort to retrieve a cigarette blown out of a passenger-side window.

    Jeff Foran, 38, suffered trauma to his nose, eyes and chin after leaping from the car Saturday night and landing on the eastbound lane of Arkansas 234 near the Oklahoma border, state police Trooper Jamie Gravier said.

    The driver of the car, Jerry Glenn Nelson, 44, of Haworth, Okla., said Foran had asked him earlier in the evening to be a designated driver after a night of drinking.

    "Foran did the right thing and asked his buddy to drive him home. Foran showed up at Nelson's home about 45 minutes earlier saying he (Foran) was too intoxicated to drive home," Gravier said.

    "Nelson said Foran was smoking a cigarette when it blew out the window and Foran jumped out the window to retrieve the cigarette. Nelson said he was driving between 55 and 60 mph when Foran jumped out," the trooper said.

    "It was obvious he was extremely intoxicated and this man was hurt," Gravier said. "If anything could make him stop smoking, this should be it. The man is lucky to be alive."

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    Are you SURE it wasn't one of them funny cigarettes with the twisted ends??? The only thing that would make ME leap out of a moving vehicle would NOT be your normal, average, everyday over-the-counter cigarette. THAT'S for sure!!
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    Re: Here's one for RICHARD! Man Leaps From Car to Retrieve Cigarette

    Originally posted by QueenScoopalot
    Man Leaps From Car to Retrieve Cigarette


    Certainly lacking in brain cells!
    the dangers of tobacco!!!

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    Sounds like it was a doobie to me.

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    Originally posted by Oggyflute
    Sounds like it was a doobie to me.
    lol,thats what i thought

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    quote:
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    Originally posted by Oggyflute
    Sounds like it was a doobie to me.
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    That's the first thing that came to MY mind!

    Rest In Peace Casey (Bubba Dude) Your paw print will remain on my heart forever. 12/02
    Mollie Rose, you were there for me through good times and in bad, from the beginning.Your passing will leave a hole in my heart.We will be together "One Fine Day". 1994-2009
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    Maya Linn, my heart is broken. The day your beautiful blue eyes went blind was the worst day of my life.I only wish I could've done something.I'll miss your "premium" purr and our little "conversations". 1997-2013 See you again "ONE FINE DAY"

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    A new take on the old commercial? "I'd walk a mile for a Camel"?
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    The lesson of this thread.

    Alcohol + Motorvehicle= Velocity

    Lit Cigarette + Open window = Trouble.


    Velocity + Inertia + Gravity + Trouble =


    One stupid drunk passenger that falls on his freaking head.
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    "One stupid drunk passenger that falls on his freaking head."
    As the old adage goes....no brain = no pain!
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    Maybe he was trying to test the speed of light....on a cigarette.
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    Speed of "Bright" - * or not bright * is more like it

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    GREAT NEWS!!!!

    THe doctor said I"ll be healed in time for July 16th!!!!!!!

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