Call the Paw-lice

[catnapper]

Hi folks, Allen here. I feel it is my duty to finally come forward and seek help! You see, there is something terrible going on around here.


What is it you may ask... well.... meowmie is compelled to NOT let us sleep. She "claims" we are just too cute and HAS to either kiss us or bring out the flashy box. She *tries* to say that she doesn't always use the flashy part, but we still know what she's up to, and it seriously cuts into the quality of our naps.

Here is some proof:
A sleeping Pouncer and a lounging Harry. Not for long


She manages to snap Harry with the flashy box


while my buddy Pouncer gives her evil glares in the hopes death rays come from one squinted eye and stops her


Things were bad, but tolerable when it was just the 4 of us... but I gotta step forward and seek aid when she does this to my defenseless buddy Beau!


I mean, kittens need all the rest they can get! Look at how wide eyed with fear he is!


Please, if you would, call the paw-lice and alert them to the terrible living conditions we endure. I cannot keep quiet any longer. Thank you!

[Maya & Inka's mommy]

Oh no, you are so right, Allen!! We Pettalkers sometimes forget what we put our fur-ones through with our flashy boxes .
I solemnly want to apoligize for this unpolite behaviour !!

ps. While I am here, look into my camera, Please??

[Tubby & Peanut's Mom]

Awww.....Allen, it's not so bad is it? After all, you're all so adorable - especially that little baby Beau! How can you blame your meowmy for being so proud of you and wanting to show you off all the time? And besides, your meowmy will probably just blame it on the duck!

[jenluckenbach]

Using the FLASH????? while you are trying to SLEEP????? How rude can a human get?

I will get your local paw-lice right on to this case ASAP/

[Craftlady]

Allen, you had me thinking you had lice bugs on your paw. Paw-Lice until I re-read your statement and went DUH!!!!!!!!
Guess I've been outside digging in the dirt (flower beds) to long. Glad everything is semi under control at your house.

[jenluckenbach]

you had me thinking you had lice bugs on your paw. Paw-Lice

ROTFLOL.........

[Killearn Kitties]

Allen precious, you know that I am one of your biggest fans, but really, is this so bad? A few pictures?


Meowmie loves you; she is proud of you; she knows that we all want to see you. As for your little foster brother, Beau, well - have you ever seen a more adorabe kitten? Well? Have you?

We need to see him, sweetie! So stop glowering, and let us see that typically sweet expresssion of yours again!

[catnapper]

Originally posted by Craftlady
Allen, you had me thinking you had lice bugs on your paw. Paw-Lice until I re-read your statement and went DUH!!!!!!!!
Guess I've been outside digging in the dirt (flower beds) to long. Glad everything is semi under control at your house.

Oops I was considering saying Paw-lease.... but it sounded dumb too. So much for me being creative!

[Soapets]

I can't see the pictures, so I guess I'll have to call the Paw-lice and have them come over and take a statement. You know, they just might have to bring their OWN little flashy box thingy over and use it to get more evidence for those of us who can't see YOUR evidence! If they'll use Image Station to post it, then I could see it and then I could tell you for sure whether or not I think it is abusive. I'll get them on their way!

[rg_girlca]

Allen, Allen, Allen. *Sigh*

If meowmie DOESN'T take your picture, then how are we going to tell you what a handsome, adorable, loveable, sweet kitty you are.
Meowmie is doing this for ALL the cat lover's here on PT.
Can't you just bear with us and indulge us with your gorgeous pictures from time to time. I don't think that's too much to ask is it?????

Now smile pretty for the camera please.

[momcat]

Hi there, Alan. I know just how you feel about those flashy boxes. Imagine waking you up from your nap! What next? But you're such a splendiferously beautiful kitty and it's easy to see why your human companion is always around with that flashy box thinggy. I do hope you'll allow some pictures from time to time so we can all look at you and say, "Wow, that is one BEAUTIFUL kitty cat!

[catmandu]

We Found Cats,know,just what you mean,allen.Just as we are catching our ZZZZS,Our Dad,has the Camera ,out.And he tries,to get Our Attention,so we look,right,at the Camera.We draw straws,to see whose turn,it is,so our Fellow Cats,can rest.

[DJFyrewolf36]

Remus says that he will get the paw-lice over there right away! As you can tell, he feels as if he is being mistreated by the flashy box too!

[chocolatepuppy]

Aww you poor kitties, looks like you're being treated so badly! I'll get right to the phone!

[catlover4ever]

OK Allen, I just got down talking with the PA Paw-Lice and they say there is not enough evidence....they need more pictures...I mean proof of your mistreatment.

You know you have to please your fan club....so I hope you can tolerate a few more pictures.