Ode to the Kleenex Box

[shais_mom]

Hi! This is Keegan Puppy! And I came on here to tell ya about what my mommy calls my first Kill??!!!
See, one day I was outtza my "jail" and mommy fell asleep and when she wokes up, she thought "Did it snow in here?"






Well, when mommy wuz sleepin, I overheard that Kleenex box plotting to take over the world, and I couldn't let dat happen! So I 'tackked it. Shredded it. Killed it. Dead.As a doornail. Mommy took pictures while I was outside, but she messed up and took them after she picked some of em up. And of course my Perfect, Quiet Sister had to get in the middle of it all!