A lesson from Pingo in how to induce a panic attack in your humans.
When you get home from a run, immediately run to the nearest snowbank and do this:
Refuse to get up for several minutes. Act like you might seriously be sick or hurt. Wait until the human starts to get upset. Wait a little longer--she will go get some food to entice you with. Immediately upon seeing the food bounce up like you are ready to run the Iditarod. Scarf down the food like a vacuum cleaner, then start running around the yard like a puppy.
When the human asks "what was that?" Look at her like this:
There's nothing like messing with a human's head to add a little fun to your day!
Spend the rest of the day on the couch
cuz that's where princesses belong!
Wooooos
Pingo
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. You silly girl, glad all was well though. Pingo looks like royalty herself up on the couch 
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Glad the little princess was just faking it! 
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