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    Twisted humor for animal rescuers.

    HELP NEEDED ASAP:

    Please help!!!! After two long years of being on a waiting list for
    an agility dog, we have been notified by the breeder that, at long last, our number has come up and ...WE ARE HAVING A PUPPY!!!
    We must get rid of our children IMMEDIATELY because we just know how time consuming our new little puppy is going to be and it just wouldn't be fair to the children. Since our little puppy will be arriving on Monday we MUST place the children into rescue this weekend!

    They are described as:

    One male - His name is Tommy, Caucasian (English/Irish mix), light
    blonde hair, blue eyes. Four years old. Excellent disposition. He doesn't bite. Temperament tested. Does have problems with peeing directly in the toilet. Has had chicken Pox and is current on all shots. Tonsils have already been removed. Tommy eats everything, is very clean, house trained & gets along well with others. Does not run with scissors and with a little training he should be able to read soon.

    One female - Her name is Lexie, Caucasian (English/Irish mix),
    strawberry blonde hair, green eyes quite freckled. Two years old. Can be surly at times. Non-biter, thumb sucker. Has been temperament tested but needs a little attitude adjusting occasionally. She is current on all shots, tonsils out, and is very healthy & can be affectionate. Gets along well with other little girls & little boys but does not like to share her toys and therefore would do best in a one child household. She is a very quick learner and is currently working on her house training shouldn't take long at all.

    We really do LOVE our children so much and want to do what's right for them; that is why we contacted a rescue group. But we simply can no longer keep them. Also, we are afraid that they may hurt our new puppy.

    I hope you understand that ours is a UNIQUE situation and we have areal emergency here!!! They MUST be placed into y our rescue by Sunday night at the latest or we will be forced to drop them off at the orphanage or along some dark, country road. Our priority now has to be our new puppy.
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    LOL! We have a poster of a similar story, complete with pics of the kids hanging the office of our local shelter!
    If you are lucky enough to find a way of life you love, you must find the courage to live it.
    --John Irving

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    Good One!!
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    PERFECT!
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    I LOVE IT!!

    Ashley
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    I LOVE that!!!!
    ~Angie, Sierra & Buddy
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    I suffer from multiple Shepherd syndrome



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