Thursday #86.....let's Be Done With It!!

[RICHARD]

Hi everyone...
Since it's Time for the Christmas Pageant....You all can order what ever you want......Isn't that what the season is all about???


So, let us begin.....


On the outskirts of Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, a couple wandered around looking for a place to hang out until the Ball Drop in Times Square.....

[lbaker]

The donkey they were leading was still worn out from his trip down the Grand Canyon on his last field trip and he was getting very weary and just wanted to rest......

one hot toddy please....

[slick]

Laurie.....why don't you curl up on the couch by the fire with your special blankie. Sweet Toddy is on his way. LOL

Here's the santa suit, I hear that David is wearing it this week. Are you an elf Richard? Can I be an angel you've heard on high??

[momoffuzzyfaces]

They stopped at the local Holiday Inn, but alas, there were no rooms to be had...

cherry root beer, onion rings, and 4 cat nip teas, please?

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by momoffuzzyfaces
They stopped at the local Holiday Inn, but alas, there were no rooms to be had...

cherry root beer, onion rings, and 4 cat nip teas, please?

The innkeeper (that's ME!!) said...

Why don't y'all hang out in the bar for while.....Let me check out some websites for a room??? Want something to drink??

(heard on HIGH??-Gum please!!)

CRB, Onion Rings And 4 CNT's DONE!

[lbaker]

Please make sure whatever you find is PetFriendly Mr Innkeeper, we have a tired ol' donkey, a fuzzy little cherry eating, beer drinking buddy and I do believe some smelly old camels are expected with 3 Wise AA$... um, Wisenheimers on board a bit later......

[davidpizzica]

Originally posted by slick
Laurie.....why don't you curl up on the couch by the fire with your special blankie. Sweet Toddy is on his way. LOL

Here's the santa suit, I hear that David is wearing it this week. Are you an elf Richard? Can I be an angel you've heard on high??

Slick, I have the suit and it looks good! I don't need a fake beard, I have my own. HO HO HO!!

[zippy-kat]

Bark! Bark!
I hear the honda, signaling the arrival of the firemen...

Look what they've brought ... presents!
String of Kings, Hoard of fords, and Prints of peas

(Ok, I also came up with "mold, fur-n-cents, and purr" someone else can work those into the story. lol)

[lbaker]

Did you know that Frankencense and Myrrh were actually gum derivitives? For real! ("Prints of Peas" )

[Randi]

I think it's time that Fister had one of those capnip teas. He's being very demanding these days - I could do with just a few drops of yellow Grand Marnier in my coffee, it makes all the difference. Should I go and whip some cream for the apple cake? .... I think I will!

[catland]

meanwhile, back at the Holiday Inn, the serving wench prepared a lovely side dish for the weary travelers. Asparagus brought in by camel, with the appropriate sauce.

(ok, I'm repeating this joke from last year but hey, there's new people who haven't groaned to this one yet).

Among his treasures, one of the three wise guys had a beautiful shiney platter that he loaned to the serving wench because, as we all know....

There's no place like chrome for the hollindaise.

[RICHARD]

Catland..

Some jokes never get old.....


Randi,
1 catnip tea and a slug of GM for your coffee.

DONE

Laurie,

Ever try to keep a sitck of gum lit???

Zippy.

LOLOL.

Growing up I always thought that the word to "Silent Night" were...
"Round, young virgin....."

I guess "of size, innocent girl" wouldn't fit the song...

[Corinna]

as they ate their lovely warming meal . The beatles were playing their christmas hits . The unborn babe was rocking out in the young womans womb.I'll have a suger free hot cocoa please.

[zippy-kat]

INNKEEP!
The lady needs a womb with a ewe!


...(room with a view)...

[slick]

OK FOLKS.....LINE UP.....THE BROWNIES ARE BAKED!!!

Bartender may I have a double BM please! I'll keep my distance.....had a greek lunch today with LOTS of garlic....