I got this in an email and had to share... here's to US, ladies!!
>>A married couple in their early 60s were out celebrating their 35th
>>wedding
>>anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
>>
>>Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and
>>said, "For
>>being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to
>>each other
>>for all this time, I will grant you each a wish. "Ooh, I want to
>>travel
>>around the world with my darling husband," said the wife.
>>
>>The fairy moved her magic stick and - abracadabra! - two tickets
>>for the
>>new QM2 luxury liner appeared in her hands.
>>
>>Now it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and said:
>>"Well
>>this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this only occurs
>>once in
>>a lifetime, so, I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30
>>years
>>younger than me."
>>
>>The wife and the fairy were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a
>>wish...
>>So the fairy made a circle with her magic stick and - abracadabra!
>>- the
>>husband became 92 years old.
>>
>>The moral of this story: "Fairies are female."
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