Mouser's up for bid starting at 2 cents! He is driving me crazy with getting into everything. I can't even prepare my breakfast that he isn't constantly jumping on the counter and trying to steal a bite or two. He's continually pulling the kitchen curtains down and climbing the shower curtain. Then he does his sneak attacks and hides behind the corner, then when I walk by he leaps in the air at me!

OK, who's starting the first bid?