My, Hollingsworth, I don't know too much about rats, but you sure are a handsome one.
Your coloring is beautiful and aren't you lucky to have a best buddy to wrestle with.
It sounds like you are a very gourmet rat too with all the good things you love to eat.
I know your family loves you very much after waiting so long to get you. Congradulations for being our cutest, most friendly, lovable Very Best Pet of the Day.