Dear Cat Folk,
I am here to file a grievance with all of you! My mommy was quite happy to have two kitties. I on the other hand was lobbying to have two LESS kitties (making me the one and only #1 pet around.) Under your influence, mommy decided to play foster mom to KITTENS (shudder) and she quickly found out that she's a bad foster mom. So now what do I have? Take a look...
Count 'em... one, two, three, FOUR little kitties in MY bed!
Yes, FOUR kitties. And you know whats else? Those kitties are here to stay! Yes, mom and dad decided to keep the two foster kitties... even strong "we don't need anymore cats" dad caved and was a bad foster parent! I had counted on him to make sure those kittens left.
What am I to do? I am now very low on the cuteness totem pole. I've resorted to wearing accessories to up my cuteness quotient... do ya think its working?
Yours in dogginess,
Nicki
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