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  1. 10-26-2004, 06:54 AM #1
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    Fashion trends and growing older *joke*

    I got this in an e-mail today and thought it was too cute not to share. Hope you enjoy!

    Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following
    combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:

    1. A nose ring and bifocals

    2. Spiked hair and bald spots

    3. A pierced tongue and dentures

    4. Miniskirts and support hose

    5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads

    6. Speedo's and cellulite

    7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar

    8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor

    9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge

    10. Bikinis and liver spots

    11. Short shorts and varicose veins

    12. Inline skates and a walker

    And last, but not least . . . my personal favorite:

    13. Thongs and Depends
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  2. 10-26-2004, 08:05 AM #2
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    hilarious!

    Pam, those are absolutely hilarious! you forgot one I have to avoid: shorts with a knee replacement scar!!
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  3. 10-26-2004, 08:31 AM #3
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    Oh, Pam, these are so funny! I will have to show these to my youngest daughter! She has a tongue ring and a belly button ring!

    Willie

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    LOL. I feel quite ill at the mere thought of some of those combinations!
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    WHAT?? My nosestud does not look good with my bifocals??? Does that mean my eyebrow piercing has to go too??



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    Debbie, Debbie, Debbie!!! I think you look wonderful!!

    Thank You, kittycats_delight for my new siggy!!!
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    LOL Debbie!!! Haha! I needed that laugh, thank you!

    Good ones Pam
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    Re: Fashion trends and growing older *joke*

    Originally posted by Pam

    10. Bikinis and liver spots
    Someone in my boyfriends family breaks this one
    Billy and Willy! (2 of my 4)

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  10. 10-26-2004, 01:55 PM #10
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    Originally posted by DJFyrewolf36
    LOL Debbie!!! Haha! I needed that laugh, thank you!

    Good ones Pam
    I can't show you the lovely rose tattoo on my breast. Alas, it has become v e r y long-stemed

    don't believe a word of this!!!
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    Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
    I see this one all too often

    You're so cute Debbie, you always make me laugh
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    6. Speedo's and cellulite
    lol! those are too funny
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    Re: Fashion trends and growing older *joke*

    LOL! Those are good ones.


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    ROFLMAO! Love the last one too! Deb, you're too funny about the rose tatoo. Ditto on the piercings, which look simply mahvelous!
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    OH BOY!!FASHION TRENDS!!

    OH PAM,

    I FEEL SO OLD! I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD FEEL THAT WAY. I DON'T WEAR MINI SKIRTS ANYMORE, AND I WEAR BIFOCALS TO READ!!HE HE



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