simpsons and family guy quotes

[guster girl]

Ok, I used to love, love, love the simpsons. It's just not as funny to me anymore, though. The Family Guy has become my favorite tv show. But, I still love watching the simpsons. And, I was just cruising the net looking at old quotes, and, I found this conversation from the simpsons. I'll prolly post more of my favorites from both shows, too, but, just wondered if anyone else likes these shows.....

Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room.

[Cincy'sMom]

I don't watch the Simpson's (or any show for that matter) the way I did in college. We used to watch it all the time!! One of my favorte quotes was grandpa telling a story. I don't remembet he whole thing but part of it was

"So I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time..."

[guster girl]

Originally posted by Cincy'sMom


"So I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time..."

I just love that, even out of context, this crap can make me bust out laughing. it's just so completely random!

[Amber]

I love The Simpsons and Family guy

Funny shows!

[bluekat]

I LOVE the Simpsons I've never watched Family Guy though lol. I don't watch alot of TV now, but when I do its probably the Simpsons

[lizzielou742]

This is my all time favorite quote from The Simpsons. If you saw the whole episode, it was absolutely hilarious. It had me rolling on the floor in tears!!!

Homer : Kids, Kids! I'm not gonna die! That only happens to bad people!
Bart : What about Abraham Lincoln?
Homer : Err...He sold poisoned milk to school children.
Marge : Homer!
Homer : Hey, I'm just trying to make it easier on them.


The Family Guy rocks!! Stewie and Brian crack me up. This is my favorite quote, where Brian the dog is trying to talk to a Spanish-speaking bellboy:

Brian: Hola, me llamo es Brian...Nosotros caramos ir condustedes...uhhhh...
Bellboy: Hey, that was pretty good, except when you said "me llamo es Brian," you don't need the "es," just me llamo Brian.
Brian: Oh, oh, you speak English?
Bellboy: (sighs) No, just that first speech and this one explaining it.
Brian: You...you're kidding me, right?
Bellboy: Que?

[guster girl]

Originally posted by lizzielou742

The Family Guy rocks!! Stewie and Brian crack me up. This is my favorite quote, where Brian the dog is trying to talk to a Spanish-speaking bellboy:

Brian: Hola, me llamo es Brian...Nosotros caramos ir condustedes...uhhhh...
Bellboy: Hey, that was pretty good, except when you said "me llamo es Brian," you don't need the "es," just me llamo Brian.
Brian: Oh, oh, you speak English?
Bellboy: (sighs) No, just that first speech and this one explaining it.
Brian: You...you're kidding me, right?
Bellboy: Que?

omg. i'm dyin', i love that show!

[Aspen and Misty]

I LOVE the one Simpson where Lisa and Bart are taken away from Marge and Homer and Homer goes to Lisa's room and picks up her Sax. and says I miss her playing this (or something like that) then puts it to his lips and goes "Saxamaphone Saxamaphone"

LOL

I also love the Family guy and Aqua Team Hunger Force!!

Ashley

[guster girl]

Originally posted by bluekat
I LOVE the Simpsons I've never watched Family Guy though lol. I don't watch alot of TV now, but when I do its probably the Simpsons

You HAVE to watch the Family guy. In my opinion, it's funny the way the the simpsons USED to be. In the last three or four episodes of the Simpsons that I've caught, I've only laughed on average like three times. I used to just roll around crackin' up when I watched them. Now, it's the Family Guy, for sure, that gets me laughin'! But, I'd still take the Simpsons over almost every other show on TV. Still in my top five! I don't watch tv much at all, but, I always try to catch Family guy.

[guster girl]

Originally posted by Aspen and Misty

I also love the Family guy and Aqua Team Hunger Force!!

Ashley

ATHF is awesome, too. And, the little snippets between shows during the adult swim cartoons. Like the emails from viewers. those are great! ANd, i think the show's called home videos, it's funny! Even that sealab one and the new one called venture brothers. a lot of those adult swim cartoons are fantastic! oh, duh, and, can't forget futurama!

[Aspen and Misty]

I love futurama but hate Sealab, with a passion. LOL.

I LOVE the emails from viewers!! They are the best!! LOL.

Ash

[lizzielou742]

Family Guy:

Lois: I just wish my opinion mattered to you.
Peter: Well, the important thing is, it matters to you, and that's the greatest gift of all.

I could post a lot more funny quotes that I found online, but most of them are either too racy or I haven't actually seen the episode yet (but they're still funny)!!!

[lizzielou742]

OK OK OK just one more...

Lois: Peter, you're bribing your daughter with a car?
Peter: Ah, c'mon, Lois, isn't "bribe" just another word for "love?"

[Amber]

Stewie: What the h*ll is this?
Lois: Sweetie, that's tuna salad.
Stewie: Oh, is that what it is? Really? Because I could have sworn it was mayonnaise and cat food.

[flamepony12]

LOL! ive never seen the family guy but i love the simpsons.