Dear Diary,

I am baffled! Every night I bring presents up to Blondie during the night. (I figure she might be lonely what with Curly being gone for so long and all...) The other night I outdid myself....


Six presents!!! Two sticks (of course!) two furry mice, a catnip angel cat and ......a pair of balls !

Did she appreciate it??? I dunno 'cause she went off and left me all alone with that maniac -- HH -- and only twice a day visit from Basement Girl.

Am I doing something wrong????

Puzzled....

Eddie