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    A mirror, the window screen and an empty pop bottle.

    Two in the morning and all is well,

    The crickets are chirping, the cool night breeze is blowing and I am wrapped in the sleep of the innocent, dreaming of far away places.....


    I push the pause button on my dream and awaken,
    only to hear---

    THUMP boink boink boink THUMP boink boink boink THUMP boink boink boink.

    It sounds like an empty plastic soda bottle.

    BANG BANG BANG.

    I don't know what THAT SOUND IS.

    MEOW!!!!

    Now.... that is a crying cat.

    I roll out of bed and notice that the patio light, which is motion activated, is on.

    I get out of bed and turn on the house lights.


    I hear THUMP boink boink boink again, Bang bang bang and MEOW!!!!!!!!!!

    Ms. Morpheus finally clears my head and this is what I see....


    One white cat, claw hooked on the screen of the open window.
    He's stuck, crying and hitting the mirror that hangs next to the window.....that explains two noises-Bang and Meow!

    The 'thump boink' is the sound of the dogs tossing an empty plastic bottle up in the air, against the wall of the house, to bounce on the brick patio.

    Edward, ever mindful of the old adage, Curiosity killed the cat, decides to climb on the shelf, pull the curtain back and trying to claw his way out to join in on the fun.

    Seeing that his claw is stuck on the screen, he begins to bang on the mirror, which is an heirloom from my grandmother's home, and pathetically cry for his father's help-While the 'pop bottle game' goes on outside the window.


    Thanks to this extraordinary event and insomnia, I was able to view MORE olympic coverage until Ms. Morpheus finally decided to
    lead me back into the Land of Nod at 3:30......


    Morale of the story??

    Recycle your bottles in a pet proof container.
    Close the windows before you go to sleep.
    Don't let the cat socialize with your dogs.
    and know the meaning of THUMP boink boink boink THUMP boink boink boink THUMP boink boink boink.

    BANG BANG BANG.

    and

    MEOW!!!!

    Last edited by RICHARD; 08-18-2004 at 05:34 PM.
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    ROFPIMP!!!!!!



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    Hee hee hee heeeee!

    Eddie's saying "Daaaaad! Didja hafta tell EVERYONE?"

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    LOL at least you got to see more olympic coverage!

    Poor kitty your plan to go play with the puppies really backfired!

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    Thank you Richard, for you did not disappoint me with your tale. Thank you, for now I know the official meaning of:
    THUMP boink boink boink THUMP boink boink boink THUMP boink boink boink.

    BANG BANG BANG.

    and

    MEOW!!!!

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    Great story Richard...though at that hour of the morning I'm sure you thought NOT! You may want to add some squishy little earplugs to the list too!
    ~*~ "None left to rescue, none left to buy, none left to suffer, none left to die. None to be beaten, none to be kicked...all must be loved and all must be fixed".
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    Somewhere in here I can visualize another Cat Haiku!!!
    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
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    Re: A mirror, the window screen and an empty pop bottle.

    Originally posted by RICHARD

    I push the pause button on my dream and awaken,
    only to hear---

    THUMP boink boink boink
    BANG BANG BANG.
    MEOW!!!!

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    Been there ... Heard that ...

    MY problem is never being sure WHICH *button*
    to punch on the Dream Machine...

    "Pause" or "Fast Forward" or "STOP" ...

    Oh-Dark:Thirty is a louzzie time to be fumblin with
    that darn Dream Machine remote control!

    /s/ Cinder, Smokey & Heidi

    R.I.P. ~ Boots, Bowser, Sherman, & Snoopy

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    As always,Richard ,a fantatsic Thread! I hear Clumpa,Clumpa,Tingle myself,which is Moose TheMagnificent,playing,with the new Toys,from Slick!
    THE RAINBOW BRIDGE FOUND HOTEL ANGELS HAVE A NEW FRIEND IN CORINNA.


    ALMOND ROCCA BATON AND ELLIE ANGELS ARE GUARDIANS TO ETERNAL KITTENS ROCC-EL AND T TEEN ANGEL, ALMOND ROCA , VLAD , PAWLEE , SPRITE. LITTLE HEX, OSIRIS AND ANNIE ANGELS.
    EBONY BEAU TUBSTER AND PEACHES BW SPIKE & SMOKEY


    NOW PRECIOUS AND SAM ARE TOGETHER WITH ETERNAL KITTENS SAMMY ,PRESLEY, SYLVESTER AND SCRATCHY JR , MIGHTY MARINA, COSMIC CARMEN, SAMSON ,UNDER KITTY AND SUNKIST AUTUMN & PUMPKIN.
    MIA AND ORANGE BLOSSOM ANGELS HAVE ADOPTED TUXIE , TROOPER , SONGBIRD AND LITTLE BITTY KITTIES MIA-MI BLOSSOMER, TUXEDO AND DASH AS THIER ETERNAL KITTENS.
    PRINCESS JOSEPH AND MICHAEL ARE CELEBRATING 19 YEARS AS LUCKY FOUND CATS

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    Kim Loves Cats and Doggies Too!

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    I always love your stories, Richard

    RIP Jasper. I can't believe you're gone.
    RIP Tigger...I miss you every single day.
    Piddle Jasper Wiggles Emma Tucker Almond Pecan
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    RIP Angus, I miss you!

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    Richard plays Colombo!

    If Eddie is anything like Andy he probably being fast and furiously grooming himself after you detached him from the window screen. That is how Andy deflects the embarrassment from some of the silly plights he gets himself into. It is cat body language for "I have no idea what you are talking about. I have more important pressing things at the moment like keeping my fur luxurious and squeaky clean."

    I think you should make a little sign for your home - *Watch Cat On Duty!* Great story Richard. I could picture it all in my mind's eye as I read along!

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