Location: The bedroom

Remus(R): Meowmeee!!!! The alarm doesn't go off for ten minutes but I'm HUNGRY!

Me: *muffled obcenites* Remus, go away!

R: But Meowwwmeeeee....

Me: Remus....

Lick lick lick, followed by the Cat-A-Comb

Me: Ow! Butthead! Go bug Paw Paw

Paw Paw: Remus, stop yowling in my ear!

Remus unfazed by this setback proceded to climb under the covers and kneed my feet

Me: Ow ow ow ow...

R: This isn't working, time to go to phase 2

Phase two involved trying to lick UP my nose

Me: snort snort snort, ok ok I'm up!

R: *bounce bounce bounce* Yay food food Yay!!!

Sometime later...

R:I'm done eating, play with me!

Me: I have to go to work Remus

R: Ok, well you can't if I trip you on your way out the door!!

Me: Cat, get out of the doorway!

He glared at me on the way out the door then proceded to chew on my roomates feet...

Then I came home at lunch, and he was asleep....

Cats *sigh*