For better or for worse.........

[RICHARD]

Woman auctions off voodoo doll of husband

A German woman is auctioning off a voodoo doll of her husband on eBay after he made fun of her driving.

The man, whose online alias is 'Careless Farmer', made fun of his wife while trying to auction off a car he claims she wrecked.

Describing the Audi 100, he listed every scratch, dent and bump and blamed them all on his wife, reports the Berliner Kurier.

"I had to become an eyewitness to the fact that it is actually possible to drive backwards without looking," he writes. "My wife did it."

The man, from Kassel, also speculated that his wife may have lost a few brain cells giving birth.

But his wife didn't wait long before launching a counter-attack. She is now offering a voodoo doll of the Careless Farmer for auction.

And the couple has been showered with e-mails defending women who drive and suggesting they get divorced.

So far, bidding for the voodoo doll is going well, with offers as high up as £78. Bidding for the battered car has reached £342.

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I was with the story until the "brain cells giving birth" comment...

Everyone knows you give birth from the other end....

[Ally Cat's Mommy]

Hehe,

I learned to drive a car after I had met my husband. He took me for ONE lesson, and we both vowed "Never Again". If I am driving and he is in the car, I am ALWAYS either too fast or too slow!


I am hopefully getting my bike licence in around two weeks!

My hubby now has two choices:

1) Allow newly-licenced wife to ride his $30K Harley V-Rod OR

2) Buy wife her own $8K Sportster to stop her whining

Any guesses which option he will choose???

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by Ally Cat's Mommy
Hehe,

I learned to drive a car after I had met my husband. He took me for ONE lesson, and we both vowed "Never Again". If I am driving and he is in the car, I am ALWAYS either too fast or too slow!


I am hopefully getting my bike licence in around two weeks!

My hubby now has two choices:

1) Allow newly-licenced wife to ride his $30K Harley V-Rod OR

2) Buy wife her own $8K Sportster to stop her whining

Any guesses which option he will choose???

Sell the V-rod and do public transpo???

[RICHARD]

Thinking about it.....


Get the sporster, ride it well and then show him that you can handle the V-rod.....

If that fails,

Make him buy you that expensive riding jacker you were looking at at the shop....