I got home and plopped myself down on the recliner...

I looked down and noticed that Ed was trying to get up but his legs were slipping on the tile....He couldn't move...

When I bent over to get a closer look at what was the matter with him-I noticed that I had trapped his tail between the cushion and my thigh.....Stupid human.....I didn't hurt him but he did get revenge later on...


I put his collar on him, again...
He was messing around with it and got it caught in his mouth....I reached up to try to help him....He
drove a nail into my finger......I finally got the collar off, his nail outta my skin and peace reigned in my household once again..

Sometimes I wonder who the smart one is in my place.