Sheesh, when I first saw you I thought immediately you looked like a pirate

So I was not surprised to hear you had lived on a boat and been the boss wherever you've been.

It's a really special life you have led and we are glad to hear you are now at a place where you can remember all the stories of your life, have it warm and purr

I hope you get a little rhum, ah.... catnip today.

Ahoy, handsome Sheesh