I went over my new friend's (the malmute owner) house today.

Her 5 year old daughter, Leah said "I like your polka dot dog."

I said "My polka dot dog? Do you remember his name?"

Leah goes "Yeah, your polka dot dog's name is Dirt."

I go "No, that's not his name."

She goes, "Oh, yeah, it's Dirty or something like that, right?"

I said "It's Dusty."

She giggled and goes "Close enough!"