I'm in here wrapping presents and Mike is painting in the spare bedroom...
Mike: "Honey, what's this white dress in here?"
Tonya: "My wedding dress."
Mike mumbles "Oh, good."
Tonya: "Why!?"
Mike: "Oh, I spilled the paint on it, but you won't be wearing it again anyways. I was afraid it was one of your favorite outfits and you'd get mad at me."
What a dork! I still love him though.
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