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    On the first day of Christmas.....

    Saw this on another website and couldn't resist sharing. jenluckenbach, you'll need to revise the words a little. How many is it now? 20? 21? 22? 23?.....


    Ok, sing along, cat lovers!

    On the first day of Christmas
    when I brought home my tree
    My 12 cats were laughing at me


    On the second day of Christmas
    I saw beneath my tree
    2 mangled garlands and
    my 12 cats laughing at me


    On the third day of Christmas
    I saw beneath my tree
    3 missing Wise Men
    2 mangled garlands
    and my 12 cats laughing at me


    On the fourth day of Christmas
    I saw beneath my tree
    4 males a-spraying
    3 missing Wise Men
    2 mangled garlands
    and my 12 cats laughing at me


    On the fifth day of Christmas
    I saw beneath my tree
    5 shredded gifts
    4 males a-spraying
    3 missing Wise Men
    2 mangled garlands and
    my 12 cats laughing at me


    On the sixth day of Christmas
    I saw beneath my tree
    6 fallen angels
    5 shredded gifts
    4 males a-spraying
    3 missing Wise Men
    2 mangled garlands
    and my 12 cats laughing at me


    On the seventh day of Christmas
    I saw beneath my tree
    7 half-dead rodents
    6 fallen angels
    5 shredded gifts
    4 males a-spraying
    3 missing Wise Men
    2 mangled garlands and
    my 12 cats laughing at me


    On the eighth day of Christmas
    I saw beneath my tree
    8 shattered ornaments
    7 half-dead rodents
    6 fallen angels
    5 shredded gifts
    4 males a-spraying
    3 missing Wise Men
    2 mangled garlands and
    my 12 cats laughing at me


    On the ninth day of Christmas
    I saw beneath my tree
    9 chewed-through light strings
    8 shattered ornaments
    7 half-dead rodents
    6 fallen angels
    5 shredded gifts
    4 males a-spraying
    3 missing Wise Men
    2 mangled garlands and
    my 12 cats laughing at me


    On the tenth day of Christmas
    I saw beneath my tree
    10 tinsel hairballs
    9 chewed-through light strings
    8 shattered ornaments
    7 half-dead rodents
    6 fallen angels
    5 shredded gifts
    4 males a-spraying
    3 missing Wise Men
    2 mangled garlands
    and my 12 cats laughing at me


    On the eleventh day of Christmas
    I saw beneath my tree
    11 broken branches
    10 tinsel hairballs
    9 chewed-through light strings
    8 shattered ornaments
    7 half-dead rodents
    6 fallen angels
    5 shredded gifts
    4 males a-spraying
    3 missing Wise Men
    2 mangled garlands and
    my 12 cats laughing at me


    On the twelfth day of Christmas
    I looked at my poor tree
    12 cats a-climbing
    11 broken branches
    10 tinsel hairballs
    9 chewed-through light strings
    8 shattered ornaments
    7 half-dead rodents
    6 fallen angels
    5 shredded gifts
    4 males a-spraying
    3 missing Wise Men
    2 mangled garlands
    and my 12 cats laughing at me!
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    Cute! Cute! Cute!

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    What a hoot!!!
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    My tree just went up and I bet I'll be singing this before the night is over!!!

    That is too funny...thanks for sharing!



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    Funny!! gave me a good laugh, after a long day at work!

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    OH yeah.....been there.....done that!!!!!!!!
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    ha ha! Too funny. I sang it to Phoebe until about day #5 as I figured she may get ideas.
    ...RIP, our sweet Gini...

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    Really like that.

    I thought that Jen would know this song really well.
    Bob & Joey,
    and their happy and willing slave, Bryan.

    Many Thanks to Kay for the Picture.

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    I really like that!! It was sooooo funny!

    Thank You, kittycats_delight for my new siggy!!!

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    OMG that is soooo good.
    Thanks for sharing it with us.

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    ROFLMFAO!!!!! With tears in my eyes! That was a hoot!!

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    Those are great lyrics!! Thanks for posting !!

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    That's so cute! I sent it to my Aunt who put up a tree but is debating it since naw-tee Yuri runs the household this year.
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    LOL!! That was great.

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    LOL Too funny.

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