Warning Darlin, Warning!!!! Run for your life! You're
falling victim to the Collie conspiracy. That cute lil' fuzz ball
you're playing with now, starts out this little:


to where you're even big enough to sit on'em:


But end ups up this big (It's like being in the land of the
giants):


They try to herd you around the yard (they'll even poke you in
the butt, if you don't set'em straight):


And before you know it, they're wolfing down their food and
looking to take yours too:


I won't even get into the Collie love nibbles that leaves slobber
all over your coat. Oh the Horror!! Get out while you can, Darlin!

Oh! I think I hear him coming. Gotta run. Just remember you
were warned.

Murph...