The Beast!!!! He doesn't even know how to handle dogs. I did hear him give out a couple of good hiss but not a single slap to the snout! And, since he is a polydactyl (bet you didn't know that about Mr. Goody Two Shoes, now did you????) he can pack a whollop -- believe me I know. So I let him hang with me. Now he wants to hang with me all the time! I try and hide from him....

But he finds me every time!


Oh for the days when all I had to do was dream of Marius and his shoe fetish!