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    Daily Moment Of Zen Part II

    1. Only in America can a pizza get to your house faster than an
    ambulance.

    2. Only in America are there handicap parking places in front of a
    skating rink.

    3. Only In America do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the
    back of the store for their prescriptions while healthy people can buy
    cigarettes at the front.

    4. Only in America do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries
    and a DIET coke.

    5. Only in America do banks leave both doors open and then chain the
    pens to the counters.

    6. Only in America do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the
    driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

    7. Only in America do we use answering machines to screen calls and
    then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to
    talk to in the first place.

    8. Only in America do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
    packages of eight.

    9. Only in America do we use the word 'politics' to describe the
    process so well: 'poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tic' meaning
    'bloodsucking creatures'.

    10. Only In America do we have drive up ATM machines with Braille
    lettering.


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    True!

    lol, those are all soo true. Especially love the one about the double cheeseburgers, large fries, and diet coke, lol.
    -Amanda-
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    And mommy to my two little angels in heaven Scooter (1-07-04) and Dexter (1-13-04)

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    Totally!!!

    When I was a teenager, i worked at Round Table Pizza. All the fat people would come in and order a large combo with extra cheese and a diet coke! (you know, because they were on a diet)

    Silly People...
    Crystal


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    I prefer the TASTE of diet coke as opposed to "real" coke. So, yes, I'm guilty of ordering a calorie-loaded meal and then a diet coke.

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    Originally posted by zippy-kat
    I prefer the TASTE of diet coke as opposed to "real" coke. So, yes, I'm guilty of ordering a calorie-loaded meal and then a diet coke.
    But for a different reason.................

    Crystal


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    Ahhh....but can you see some people with out these nessities??

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    See that doesn't only happen in America it happens all the time in Canada as well.
    Goonies never say die!



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    Originally posted by Crikit
    See that doesn't only happen in America it happens all the time in Canada as well.

    LOLLOLOL!!!

    BLAME CANADA!!!

    *sings to the South Park tune*

    Crystal


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    Those are funny--I got them in an email a while back, and had forgotten about them!!
    Emily, Kito, Abbey, Riley, and Jada

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    very funny. Thanks for sharing. I like the one about the Braille drive up ATM machines.

    These are not the droids you were looking for

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    So true..here's another one...
    If you're not supposed to drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?


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    catland

    I just love Mystery Men!!! I can watch that movie over and over....

    William H Macy is the cake taker in that movie, though...


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    Re: catland

    Originally posted by CattleDogMom
    I just love Mystery Men!!! I can watch that movie over and over....

    William H Macy is the cake taker in that movie, though...
    I know what you mean - my husband and I can't even go into the garden tool section of Home Depot without pretending to be the shoveler

    These are not the droids you were looking for

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    Re: Daily Moment Of Zen Part II

    Originally posted by CattleDogMom
    4. Only in America do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a DIET coke.

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    This happens waaaay too often, so crazy! We have people do this all the time at my work

    Huney, Bon & Simba-missed so very much
    Remembering all the Rainbow Bridge Pets

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