A tale of two kitties.....

Bassett and Tilly were sleeping peacefully one day...


When Bassett decided Tilly didn't smell too good.
"Here.. let me get that out" Bassett quipped.
"Uh.. doesn't seem as though I have a choice, so .. ok!" Tilly replied.


The stink was persistent, and so Bassett had to adjust to get a better angle.
"Hold on.. I gotta go a little deeper" Bassett said.


"Grr.. here.. let me hold you still, and I'll keep licking"
"Uhh.. this is REALLY uncomfortable" Tilly moaned.


Bassett paused to regain some strenth. "Hmm.." she thought, "a little lumpy, but very soft.."


"Ahh.. I think I'll just stretch out for a bit.."
"Um.. Bassett.. you are kinda heavy.." Tilly said as she tried to breath.


"What do you mean?" asked Bassett. "I'm so comfy!"
"Mom.. a little help?" Tilly asked.


*SIGH* "Fine.. I'll get up" mumbled Bassett.


"AHHHH!!! I can finally BREATH again!!!!" Tilly exclaimed as she relished in her freedom.


THE END!!