Precious Willa!
Dearest Willa, what a precious African Pygmy Hedgehog you are! You're so pretty with that white coat and brown and white spikes, and that sweet face with that pink nose and lovely big blue eyes. What a nice story you have to tell! You came to your dear Mom and Dad by chance. Their friend had you but could no longer keep you. Your parents-to-be had never had a hedgehog but could not say no to an animal in need. You went home with them and settled right in! You became a part of their family, and everyone you meet falls in love with you.
You have the most delightful personality, shy but sweet. You tend to be a bit grumpy when woken up, but a treat will brighten your mood! You enjoy car rides, and you love to run around in people's laps and sniff everything. You even make messes and then clean them up! You've befriended your housemate kitties Shadow and Squeaky and 3 foot long iguana Rex. You've even made friends with with Grandma's cats Spooky and Max! You've taken over your family, who say you're nothing but a ball of quills and love. You all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Willa, on being chosen Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear Mom and Dad and Shadow and Squeaky and Rex and Grandma and Spooky and Max and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats and a pea pod and a piece of watermelon!







I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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