Dearest Romeo, you are adorable! What a beautiful Guinea Pig you are, with that two-tone fur that's so pretty and looks so soft, and that sweet face that's dark on one side and gold on the other. You're so cute dressed up in your little jackets for when you go outside with your dear person! You have the most delightful personality. You're very independent, and you love to explore. You decide when it's time for a cuddle! You know a good trick: your person puts a lettuce leaf on your head, and you reach up and take it off to eat. You and he/she love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Romeo, on being chosen Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats, with a special serving of grapes, and maybe another lettuce leaf on your head!







I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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