Dearest Barkley, you are gorgeous! What an absolutely stunning young Lab man you are, with that downright luxurious sleek, glistening black fur coat and that sweet face with the shiny black nose and lovely big orange eyes. And what a delightful personality you have! You certainly do keep your dear people on the go, don't you! You make great use of that nose, sniffing, greeting, and nudging when required. It even functions as the family alarm clock! You have your priorities arranged, and you alert your people regarding them when you need to. When their attention lags, you remind them what is important with a subtle nudge, then a not-so-subtle poke of the nose. You and they all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Barkley, on being chosen Dog of the Day! We hope you and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite treats and games, with another round of fetch!
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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