Dearest Carla, you are not just adorable, you're the most perfect puppy at heart! What a precious fifteen-year-old pup you are, a sweetie pie who never bites but only kisses, preferably on the lips. Your dear person says you're really spoiled but very sweet at heart. You have quite an unusual diet for a dog: tic-tacs, Smarties, Peeps, and sometimes cat food. You've made it to fifteen years, so it must be working just fine for you! Your person also loves how you have selective hearing, seeing, and especially walking. You both love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Carla, on being chosen Dog of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.







I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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