Dearest Vanilla, you are absolutely adorable! What a sweet, beautiful Guinea Pig you are, peeking out from your blue wool hat. You live with two other piggies, whom you try to annoy by being a little "goat." You are a bit shy and timid, but you welcome all visitors with a lovely squeak. You and the other piggies are always like a concert, calling for the food! You make your dear people smile with your antics and energy. You all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Vanilla, on being chosen Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear piggie housemates and people and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
Today's honoree is one utterly adorable, pawsitively precious, funky haired piggy!
Yes, you are simply too cute for words, Vanilla! And true to your name, just as sweet as can be! OK, so maybe on the rare occasion you get all goat-like, playing boss of the piggy herd, but someone's gotta keep them in line!
You truly are quite the captivating character, a diva in a furry coat, and no doubt your human wouldn't have you any other way!
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