Dearest Nigel, you are adorable indeed! What a gorgeous young blue merle Great Dane pup you are. You're just nine weeks old, so small now but with great big paws to grow into! You have the most delightful personality, too. You're a sweetheart, through and through, who loves everybody and everything. Your dear friends include your Saint Bernard, your cat, your bearded dragon, and your Rotti housemates. You're also a total lap dog who would much rather sit on someone's lap than on the floor. Soon you will get too big for that, which will be a problem for you all to solve! You hoard your toys and stuffed animals, and you love being outside. You just had your first encounter with snow, which was great fun! You and all your family members, all species, love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Nigel, on being chosen Dog of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and Saint Bernard and cat and bearded dragon and Rotti housemates and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.







I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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