Dearest Grammy, you are absolutely stunning! What a breathtakingly beautiful Gloster Canary you are with those colorful feathers and that sweet face with the lovely big eyes and that mop of "hair" on you head! And what a great story of how you and your family got together! Your dear person-to-be went to a pet shop and heard canaries singing. He/she decided to get one in memory of his/her dear recently-deceased grandmother. You and he/she chose each other, and you were named in grandmother's memory. You have such a delightful personality! You love sunshine and classical music, and you love to sing, especially when you hear your name. You also love to take baths! You and your person love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Grammy, on being chosen Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats, with a special serving of cucumbers and apples!







I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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