Dearest Frodo, what an utterly gorgeous Abyssinian Guinea Pig you are! Your white coat with patches of orange-brown is so pretty and looks so soft, and don't you just have the sweetest face with that look of pure contentment. And what a delightful personality you have! You're sweet and energetic, and you make your dear person smile every day by doing crazy things. Whenever he/she walks by, you start begging for food, by standing up like a t-Rex. Like every piggy, you love to eat (I have a cat like that!). You spend hours on your hay and regular food, but your favorite treat is a carrot. You also enjoy getting dirty, especially a dirty nose, so dirty sometimes your person has to wash it right away! You and he/she love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Frodo, on being chosen Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats, with a special serving of carrot!
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
And of course, as with all wheekers, food looms large in your life, hehe (My Rosie's sparkling white coat/face would be covered in pink after feasting on her fave strawberries!
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