Dearest Draken, you are adorable! What a stunningly beautiful Bearded Dragon you are, first in pale yellow very much like that shell full of water you're relaxing in, and then that brilliant orange color to go with that fabric you're hanging onto. That design on your back is gorgeous, and you have the sweetest face with those lovely eyes and what looks like it might be a grin (and probably is!). You have the most delightful personality, too! You are a very spoiled reptile. You and your dear Dad spend a lot of time together. You like to sit on his chest and keep close watch over your kingdom. You also enjoy laying in your hammock under your heater light or refreshing yourself in your pool. One time you escaped and hid, and your family searched all over for you. Finally you let them find you so you could get back to your nice warm abode. You and Dad love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Draken, on being chosen today's Pet of the Day! We hope you and dear Dad and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats, with a special serving of crickets and super worms and yummy greens!
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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