Dearest Peter CottonTail, you are beautiful! Your gorgeous agouti coat is so colorful and looks so soft, and what a sweet face you have with those perky ears and lovely big dark eyes. You are wise to be shy of anyone you don't know. You get along with your seven other brothers and sisters, not so much with your mom Rebecca. When you're in a good mood, you let people pet you, and when you're not, you don't. You and your siblings and mom and humans all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Peter, on being chosen Pet of the Day! We hope you and all your bunnies and humans and family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats and a special serving of carrots, lettuce, celery, and normal bunny food.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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