Sweet Squirt!
Dearest Squirt, what a sweetie you are, indeed! You're an absolutely adorable Bichon Frise/Cocker Spaniel/Poodle mix, with beautiful white fur that looks so soft and the sweetest face with those lovely big dark eyes and fluffy ears. You look like you're smiling (and you probably are!). You're a gorgeous photographic model, as we see so well! You're full of energy and make your dear people smile with your antics. You fly through the air with the greatest of ease, and you love to play with your boys, Matt and Jon. You and they and all your family members love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Squirt, on being chosen today's Dog of the Day! We hope you and your dear Matt and Jon and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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