Dearest Diddle, you are gorgeous! What a good-looking Fiddler Crab you are! You are absolutely stunning in both of those great photos, and thank you for sharing them with us. You like to eat and to do a crab dance by moving your claws in and out. You also enjoy sunbathing on the rock in your tank and walking sideways around the tank. You share your tank with your friends Fiddle, who is another Fiddler Crab, and Sugar Plum, who's a fish. You and they and your dear people all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Diddle, on being chosen today's Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear Fiddle and Sugar Plum and people and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats, maybe a special serving of shrimp flakes and crab cakes!







I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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