Ever wonder how I feed 13 cats? Well it goes something like this:
Step 1) Start by teasing cats by saying one or more of the following:
a) "Do you want to EAT?"
b) "Are you hungry?"
c) "Do you want din-din?"
making sure to emphasize the last word.
Step 2) Attempt to fill bowls with individual portions of dry food while cats, who are not allowed on the counter, keep jumping up to steal bites.
Step 3) Mix wet into dry for those cats who will not eat dry alone.
Step 4) Give Fern her bowl, on top of the shelf that is on top of the refridgerator. Keep others from going up after it.
Step 5) Take remaining 12 bowls, stacked on top of one another out of the kitchen, through the living room, up the stairs and down the hall to the right to the "cat" room.......followed by a herd of cats.
Step 6) Call Monte and Amber and tell them to get their butts up here and make it snappy!
Step 7) Begin feeding.........
a) Willow, on the bed (yes, he has trained me to feed him up on the bed)
b) Kim in cage 1 (Push Jim out of the way, pet Sterling)
c) Jasper in cage 2 (Push Jim out of the way, pet Sterling)
d) Lucas in cage 3 (Usually by this time Jim and Sterling get the idea)
e) Biddy in cage 4
f) Ashley in cage 5 (Give Sterling one last pet)
g) Sterling in cage 6
h) Jim in cage 7
i) Monte in cage 8
j) Amber in cage 9
Step 8) Leave cat room, close door and proceed down hall to "middle" room
Step 9) Feed Calvin, and make sure to pet him.
Step 10) Leave middle room, close door and proceed to bedroom.
Step 11) Feed Rutherford and make sure to praise him for being so patient.
Step 12) Rest.... because in 12 hours you'll have to do it all over again!!
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