How would your dog drive, if it could?

[Kfamr]

Today coming home from Wendy's i said to my mom... "Wouldn't it be cool if dogs could drive?" Then we talked aobut how Simba could drive.

We said he'd be one of thoose crazy teen drivers, with their music loud and swerving in and out of traffic. He'd also be a maniac when someone cut in front of him, laying on his horn.
How would your dog drive?

[lv4dogs]

Raustyk would be the same as Simba. Mylo & Nanook would be cautious, safe drivers (except if they saw a squirel or woodchuck).

[Cookiebaker]

I think Malone would be a manic driver, driving in circles trying to chase the car's tail. And if a cop tried to stop him, I think he would get this look in his eye that says "catch me if you can" and then take off.

[ramanth]

If Kia could drive she wouldn't get far. She'd stop to sniff everything! lol!

[Uabassoon]

I think Missy would try her very best to be cautious, but if she saw any sort of furry animal running across she'd drive through corn fields to catch up with it.

[anna_66]

I think Huney would be one of the grandma drivers, you know the ones who don't even do the speed limit?! She'd just be taking it easy!

[Cincy'sMom]

My girls often get into the driver seat if I am not inthe car...they really wish they could drive!!!

Sadie would drive like she runs...fast and weaving in and out of traffic

Cincy would be the horn-blowing, aggressive annoying driver If you are lucky she wouldn't push you off the road

[Kfamr]

LOl, my mom said she wish Sim could drive... He'd be her personal chafuer [sp?]

[bnormal]

he would drive very slowly...through every drive through

[Cinder & Smoke]

Cinder anna SmokeMut here ~

We sure *look* the part!

Whenebber Dad hops outta da Kar, I jumps up into his seet an sit reel purdy rite hind da wheel - all squared up an *peerin* out ober da wheel...
Sumtymez eben lay a paw onna wheel spoke.
Folkz walk by an ask iffin I gotz a drivurz license or jest a lernurz permit!

Smoke sitz up onna back seet an starez out da frunt winnow, too. Heez da co-pilot .

Cant get da hang of turnin dat durn key thingie ta get er started up, though.
Iffin we COULD tho - Ho BOY! Off to Mickey D's or the Bank we'd go! Gurlz inside thoze placez are GREAT fur passin out Dawggie Bisquitz when ya motor by!!

Dad figgerz iffin we ebber DID take her out fur a spin ~ We'd prolly wind up inna corn field too - chasin a NutRat or a Wabbit. We wanna get 4-tyre drive, next tyme!

We'll *honk* next tyme we see ya onna hiway!

[Tucker216]

Tucker would drive with the A/C on no matter what the weather is like outside.. Then he would go and pick up all the lil girlfriends he made this weekend and I would have to call a taxi to take me to petsmart to get my dang truck back and I know the gas tank would be empty because the only thing he fills up is.. the yard with pee pee and poop ! Gotta Love him tho lol

[aly]

Originally posted by Cookiebaker
I think Malone would be a manic driver, driving in circles trying to chase the car's tail.

HAHAhahahahaaha!! Oh my gosh, thats so funny!

[Logan]

Originally posted by anna_66
I think Huney would be one of the grandma drivers, you know the ones who don't even do the speed limit?! She'd just be taking it easy!

Exactly how I picture Honey and Lilly!! Extremely cautious........listening to Barry Manilow or classical music.......and watching out for everyone!!! But..........if they saw Mr. Possum, on a Tuesday night.......forget about it!! They'd be speeding, running stop signs, red lights, and weaving in and out of traffic.........gotta get a sniff of Mr. Possum, regardless of the loss of life. Better stay out of their way, especially on Tuesday night (which is why I'm up so late tonight.........he's out there).

[Cookiebaker]

You guys are *so* funny! I have a cramp in my side from laughing.

[wolf_Q]

Smokey would be going granny style.....and of course he'd have to stop to take a whiz at every other street sign. He would need a passenger, or he would surely fall asleep at the wheel every time!

Reggie would be a stop and go.....speed up, then slam on the breaks.....he'd have all the windows down and barking like mad! If anybody came near his car he has his own personal barking alarm!

Nebo would be off like a speeding bullet.......no slowing that boy down! Lady would be in his passenger seat........he'd be weaving in and out of traffic and giving her kisses at the same time!