I do live a grand life.

It's not any better than anyone else's, but, it's mine and I love it!

I was in the store today and was heading into the cheese/yogurt section.

I walked past a woman to my left when she stopped in front looked toward me and said, loudy, "DO you want a ball?"

I took two steps, stopped and looked over my left shoulder at her.

I was about to say something when I heard a child say, "YES!!!!!"

I had walked between her and her child, who was in the process of looking at a display of the plastic play balls that they sell in the seasonal sections of the store.

I took my shock and kept walking, to the next aisle.

I do have a witness to the incident, so, I was propositioned, in a sense.