"I'm not Gay, I just wanna be pretty"

**kokopup** · 03-02-2010, 04:37 PM

The following was printed in the Bug Tussle Bugle.

Clancy Boy arrested for Something, Officials Don't Know What to Charge.

(Weldon Clancey, prom 2009)

Local police have arested Weldon Clancey for yet undisclosed charges. He is being held without bond pending an investigation. Officials say charges will be announced this week in a press conference. Sources close to the "Bugle" say that charges are likely to include cross dressing and lewd conduct. One witness account of the arrest said that poor Weldon was screaming "I'm not Gay, I just wanna be pretty" as he was being shoved into the police car.

**pomtzu** · 03-02-2010, 04:52 PM

Bill - I think Richard's sense of humor is rubbing off on you.....

**Karen** · 03-02-2010, 04:57 PM

Must not be anywhere in the US, as cross-dressing is not a jailable offense in most parts - but as the charges include 'lewd conduct,' methinks there's more to the story than this report includes.

Source, please?

**kokopup** · 03-02-2010, 05:19 PM

Karen

Must not be anywhere in the US, as cross-dressing is not a jailable offense in most parts - but as the charges include 'lewd conduct,' methinks there's more to the story than this report includes.

Source, please?

The Bug Tussle Bugle.

Karen you can see by the other stories this is not to be taken seriously.
Bug Tussle is a wide place in the road near Cullman, Alabama. It is using
sterotypes that people in your part of the county have and make the best of them. Some of these stories are quite funny, and some maybe close to the truth..

http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&sourc..._EAW64e9Vyogrg

**RICHARD** · 03-02-2010, 05:29 PM

Bug Tussle!

I remember that from someplace....I think Mrs. Calabash lives down the street?

Plus,
Is getting dressed while you are mad (cross) a jailable offense?

**kokopup** · 03-02-2010, 05:41 PM

Richard

Bug Tussle!

I remember that from someplace....I think Mrs. Calabash lives down the street?

Plus,
Is getting dressed while you are mad (cross) a jailable offense?

Richard, Bugtussle was used in "Green Acres" and "Beverly Hillbilly's", as a
fictional place. It is however a real place in Alabama.

About getting mad while dressing being a jailable offense, I think it is if you are at the library, in the kids section.

**wombat2u2004** · 03-04-2010, 05:54 AM

Originally Posted by kokopup

The Bug Tussle Bugle.

Karen you can see by the other stories this is not to be taken seriously.
Bug Tussle is a wide place in the road near Cullman, Alabama. It is using
sterotypes that people in your part of the county have and make the best of them. Some of these stories are quite funny, and some maybe close to the truth..

http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&sourc..._EAW64e9Vyogrg

Hahahahaaaaa....that is a very funny site.....loved it.