Last week I received junkmail trying to sell me some pills that guaranteed multiple orgasms. I recycled it, didn't order the pills, but was secretly pleased that someone out there still considered me young enough -- and hot enough -- to have me on their mailing list to send such crap in the mail.

Speaking of crap…..


This week I received junkmail trying to sell me pills that would guarantee I would have a bowel movement every day.


Soooo, my advice to you all is to enjoy that short window of opportunity (1 week in my case) where you can enjoy the pleasures of multiple orgasms before you start getting geezer mail.