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Thread: I should have known... with Fister around!

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    I should have known... with Fister around!

    I had two lamb fillets on the kitchen counter - inside a plastic bag. Here I was, on the computer, when I heard some strange noises coming from the kitchen. It was of course Fister... he had managed to get one of them out. So when I came rushing out, one was on the floor. I was just in time to save it.

    Normally, when I leave raw lamb on the kitchen counter, I usually put garlic on it, but this time it wasn't even out of the bag! Cats!!



    "I don't know which weapons will be used in the third World war, but in the fourth, it will be sticks and stones" --- Albert Einstein.


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    Fister, you devil!

    Although it seems a reasonable assumption that one of those fillets was for you, sweetie.

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    How kind of Fister to leave you one!!!
    No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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    How funny!!!!

    Oh Fister, you little devil. I bet Meowmie didn't even yell at you! The next time, be a little more quite about and during the robbery!

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    When my GodCat, I'm his God Mother, Buddy was a kitten of a mere three and a half months, he dragged an entire 16 oz. steak across the dining room table while everyone was watching t.v.! They'll do it every time.
    Proud to be a crazy cat lady!

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    Quote Originally Posted by katladyd View Post
    ....e dragged an entire 16 oz. steak across the dining room table while everyone was watching t.v.! They'll do it every time.
    LOL! That was one determined kitty cat!

    Yes KK, it was only fair to assume he thought the one was for him.

    Sas, no I didn't yell since it was already too late - but he IS a clumpsy thief!

    Moff, I simply washed the one, so I got both!



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    Better give Fister "the talk" about thievery. We don't want him to need Groucho's services in the future.
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    Just with the title, I was already smiling. I just KNEW this was gonna be good. And dear Fister didn't let me down!
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    When I read your post about naughty, naughty Fister (for me???) I thought of this...



    Do you think those are Fister's cousins?

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    I remember back when I was growing up, as I was coming to the breakfast table, I saw my family's cat on the table snatching up an entire fried egg and disappearing with it!
    I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
    Death thought about it.
    CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.

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    And no mention of GRAVITY...THAT is what put the chop on the floor.

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    Did Fister at least get to have a tiny taste after it was cooked?
    No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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    Absolutely, gravity was at work here, an indisputable law of nature! Of course the meat was Fister's! Nature delivered it to him.
    I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
    Death thought about it.
    CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.

    -- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery

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    Katladyd, Fister says he appreciate the offer of Groucho's services, should it somehow happen again.

    Sara, that picture is hilarious!

    Oh that gravity! Of course the meat happened to slide out out the bag on it's own, crawl to the edge and jump down on the floor. Fister was only trying to find out what happened, and he was on his way to tell me.

    No MOFF, he didn't get a taste after it was cooked - oh no, he prefers raw meat - and definately not with garlic on!

    Btw, the poor boy puked two minutes later.



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    Yup I aggree Fister was just doing the right thing by claiming his kill that he made all by himself.. Well did Fister at least get a treat?? Well done Fister stand up for your meat..
    Quote Originally Posted by phesina View Post
    Absolutely, gravity was at work here, an indisputable law of nature! Of course the meat was Fister's! Nature delivered it to him.

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